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  • mom:

    you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

  • me:

    THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

  • mom:

    you realize this makes you a nerd

  • me:

  • mom:

  • me:

    i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

  • me:

    i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

  • me:

    without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

  • mom:

  • me:

  • mom:

    this isn't normal

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